Jenn has read books, and now she’s got the shirt to prove it! Have you also read books? You might need one.
Obviously I love this shirt and not just because I am contractually obligated to. But you should all know that the story behind it is even better! If you come in the store to buy the shirt, I will tell you the story. It cannot be told via the Internet because it involves using a voice of moderate indignation (moderate indignation being, of course, The Official Emotion of Booksellers Everywhere).
I am now going to try to take a picture of one of my cats wearing this shirt. BRB