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jennirl:

HOW TO READ INFINITE JEST, IN SIX EASY STEPS
(inspired in part by this post)
Step 1: Ignore this book for many, many years. Cultivate a slightly superior attitude towards hardcore DFW fans, based on their pretentiousness and bandannas. (Note: this attitude can also be reused when dealing with Joyce, Proust, and Murakami.) Convince yourself that this is probably an overly-intellectual and deeply formalist novel that exists only so people can claim to have read it when they try to impress you with their erudition.
Step 2: Eventually, after a friend has made you read This Is Water and you actually liked it, make noises about reading some of his essays, or possibly The Broom of the System. Look them up in the library when you think of it; notice that they’re all on hold, and forget about it again for six months to a year.
Step 3: Get recommended Infinite Jest three times in one week, and note that another friend has publicly declared that they will read it for the first time. Cave. Agree to read it with said friend. Declare a Finish-By date. Start reading three weeks later than you said you would.
Step 4: Get to Footnote 24 and have a crisis of faith. Email/text/call everyone you’ve ever met who has read this book and demand to know whether you actually have to read all of the footnotes. Be told repeatedly that yes, in fact, you do. Read Footnote 24 all the way through and, about halfway, suddenly find yourself enjoying it, even though you are still half-convinced that there is no way this can actually be genuinely necessary. Complain to your friends that no one ever told you this was a sci-fi novel; be assured that they did, in fact, but you were too busy cultivating the aforementioned attitude.
Step 5: Fall head over heels in love with Infinite Jest. Be amazed at how funny, how conversational, how engaging, how absolutely accessible a book it is whilst still being an intense emotional rollercoaster of 900+ pages (not including the weird footnotes). Have two bookmarks but keep forgetting to put the one for the footnotes back in where it should go; be very frustrated about this for about a week. Talk about how much you’re enjoying it with anyone who will listen. Forswear the attitude.
Step 6: Finish Infinite Jest. Get to the last page and lose your shit. Email/text/call/hunt down on the street everyone you’ve ever met who has read this book and demand to know what the hell has happened, and if you’re right about Tooty. Debate the relative merits of Hal vs. Gately, and the creepiness factors of the assassins des fauteuils rollents, Charles Tavis, and Steeply. Write a how-to about the experience. Formulate strategies for converting the unconverted.
Optional: buy an Enfield Academy t-shirt.

I am so proud of you, Northingtron! Don’t buy the shirt. I will buy it for you. And then we will match.

jennirl:

HOW TO READ INFINITE JEST, IN SIX EASY STEPS

(inspired in part by this post)

Step 1: Ignore this book for many, many years. Cultivate a slightly superior attitude towards hardcore DFW fans, based on their pretentiousness and bandannas. (Note: this attitude can also be reused when dealing with Joyce, Proust, and Murakami.) Convince yourself that this is probably an overly-intellectual and deeply formalist novel that exists only so people can claim to have read it when they try to impress you with their erudition.

Step 2: Eventually, after a friend has made you read This Is Water and you actually liked it, make noises about reading some of his essays, or possibly The Broom of the System. Look them up in the library when you think of it; notice that they’re all on hold, and forget about it again for six months to a year.

Step 3: Get recommended Infinite Jest three times in one week, and note that another friend has publicly declared that they will read it for the first time. Cave. Agree to read it with said friend. Declare a Finish-By date. Start reading three weeks later than you said you would.

Step 4: Get to Footnote 24 and have a crisis of faith. Email/text/call everyone you’ve ever met who has read this book and demand to know whether you actually have to read all of the footnotes. Be told repeatedly that yes, in fact, you do. Read Footnote 24 all the way through and, about halfway, suddenly find yourself enjoying it, even though you are still half-convinced that there is no way this can actually be genuinely necessary. Complain to your friends that no one ever told you this was a sci-fi novel; be assured that they did, in fact, but you were too busy cultivating the aforementioned attitude.

Step 5: Fall head over heels in love with Infinite Jest. Be amazed at how funny, how conversational, how engaging, how absolutely accessible a book it is whilst still being an intense emotional rollercoaster of 900+ pages (not including the weird footnotes). Have two bookmarks but keep forgetting to put the one for the footnotes back in where it should go; be very frustrated about this for about a week. Talk about how much you’re enjoying it with anyone who will listen. Forswear the attitude.

Step 6: Finish Infinite Jest. Get to the last page and lose your shit. Email/text/call/hunt down on the street everyone you’ve ever met who has read this book and demand to know what the hell has happened, and if you’re right about Tooty. Debate the relative merits of Hal vs. Gately, and the creepiness factors of the assassins des fauteuils rollents, Charles Tavis, and Steeply. Write a how-to about the experience. Formulate strategies for converting the unconverted.

Optional: buy an Enfield Academy t-shirt.

I am so proud of you, Northingtron! Don’t buy the shirt. I will buy it for you. And then we will match.

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  1. profoundbusiness reblogged this from jennirl
  2. silverhorizontoremember reblogged this from the-how-to and added:
    This is perfect, hahahaha.
  3. noircitamashi reblogged this from imreadinginfinitejest
  4. alsnwndrlnd reblogged this from ernstfoster and added:
    Only because Whitney’s copy of infinite jest has been sitting on our coffee table or shelves for over a month now. So,...
  5. nataparata reblogged this from sometimesagreatnotion
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  9. przy reblogged this from chrisreblogs and added:
    Tell me more about this tshirt.
  10. chrisreblogs reblogged this from truejerseygirl and added:
    Not quite the method I followed but close. There was also somewhere between steps 3 and 4: Read the first three...
  11. truejerseygirl reblogged this from fleetbitchmac and added:
    I’m still on Step One. I will read it someday.
  12. fleetbitchmac reblogged this from largeheartedboy
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  14. jennirl reblogged this from alien4elsinore and added:
    normally i just ignore these things,...one was special for a) completely missing